Monday, January 12, 2009

Roger Ebert, watch out!

Didn't we ban this guy from the cinema during the Doris Wishman marathon for crawling around on all fours trying to eat the dried wads of gum off the bottom of the seats? And how in the hell does he afford all those DVDs? What was your income at that age? Enough to buy armfuls of DVDs each week?


Michael said...

I hate Troma. I can't help it. I think I hate Lloyd Kaufman too. I saw an intro he did once and it was pathetic. Am I alone on this?

Undead Film Critic said...

I'd be willing to bet that this line up of "reviews" was the longest period of time this kid ever went without inhaling a ham sandwich.

Mob said...

I've actually seen this kid before on YouTube, I REALLY want to know what his story is, are his parents unGodly rich and just funneling money to him or what?

I'm also puzzled by the fact that he says several of the DVD's were 'sent ' to him, which makes me wonder how the hell he's scammed his way into free movies? Does some promotion arm of a studio somewhere think this guy is selling their product to anyone?

Finally, watching this made me want to schedule a haircut, lest I end up rocking the Conan bowl cut like the little video fella.

Word verification: humpt

Jesse said...
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Jesse said...

Michael, I also hate Troma. The bar they set for themselves to jump is too low.